Mom leaves the kids alone for ten minutes with Scooby Doo playing. What could possibly happen?
Mom (returning): "Ok, what did you do to his hair?"
Juniorette, 5 (not even pausing to look away from Scooby Doo): "Milk shampoo."
M: "What do you mean, milk shampoo?"
J: "Here." (hands me a cup with milk) "I washed his hair for you, now you don't have to give him a BATH." said in the same tone as one might say,"I'm taking a plane to Lisbon because the water is too goddam cold to SWIM. Like, HELLO?!"