I can't wait to stick this baby under my white coat. Next time I get some entitled patient who has diagnosed herself (wrongly) over the internet and demands a certain treatment after having had right buttock itching for the last seventeen years and MUST be seen at 3am because damn it, her ass just itched an extra lot tonight, then gives me shit because I tell her that her buttitchologist or primary care doctor (sorry, Suzanne in Maine) should be taking care of this, I'm going to stand, legs akimbo, throw that white coat open and stick my t-shirt in her face before I kick her itchy buttock outta there. And I'm going to feel GREAT doing it.
Thanks to Kiwi for the link. I'm really not that mean although sometimes the patients are!
I love it! Let 'em have it, Pink! :D
Posted by: Tara | July 26, 2007 at 07:22 AM
HAHA - I love that shirt -how perfect for you! That post made my day and made me laugh when I'm really having a rough time. YOU SHOW 'EM!
Posted by: stefan | July 26, 2007 at 10:42 AM
I saw it on Rare birds and knew it was just so YOU. Now, if they'd just make one that said 'That's Mrs Writer-Monkey to you', I 'd be all set.
Posted by: kiwi | July 26, 2007 at 11:58 AM
You crack me up! I LOVE that shirt - I want one too for when she comes to see me the next day. BTW, for the record, when they call me at 2 a.m. with pruritus ani in extremis (otherwise known as damned itchy butt),I don't send them to the ED, I chastise them (gently) for paging me and tell them to come into the office the next day. Now that I think about it, my shirt could say, "That's Dr. Bitch to you."
Posted by: suzanne | July 26, 2007 at 06:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Can I just say that I 'heart' you! I totally want to come and be your ER Tech. LOL
Posted by: Wendy | July 26, 2007 at 08:48 PM
YAAAY, Pink! I think it's not only those itchy-butted patients who need to have that t-shirt stuck in their faces!
Posted by: Marianna | July 27, 2007 at 05:22 AM
I love your bedside manner.
Posted by: Di Overton | July 27, 2007 at 11:49 AM
THAT IS VERY WITTY! HAHA...
Posted by: BLUSHING APPLES | July 27, 2007 at 01:42 PM
Haha I love it P,I wish I could see you in action!
hugs
Posted by: Dees | July 28, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Love that T-shirt. I'd be impressed if one of the doc in my local hospital was wearing that.
Posted by: Rachael | July 29, 2007 at 11:21 PM
I second Rachel's remark!
Pink,
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Thanks!
Jane
Posted by: Janej | July 30, 2007 at 11:00 PM
Love this post. Great t-shirt. Our local Dr is South African. Before the Spring Boks played the (New Zealand) All Blacks he wore a Spring Bok rugby jersey to work. Everyone gave him grief about it - and his team lost LOL.
Posted by: Cath S | August 10, 2007 at 07:03 PM