Husband Hijacks Computer

I think it is my duty to inform all of you that when I asked who Helen Mirren was, Pink responded...

Pink: "HELEN MIRREN?! HELL-OHH. She won like the NOBEL PRIZE for motion picutes (Pink talks in capital letter often)

Me: The Nobel Prize? She won the NOBEL PRIZE? (in my own You're an Idiot voice)

Pink: Well, that ugly assed gold statue prize. The one where Jack Nicholson leers non-stop at the young lemming seated next to him while people make speeches.

Me: Sweetheart, the Nobel Prize is not the Oscar.

Pink: True -Jack Nicholson grabbing Linus Pauling's ass doesn't make good tv. And the fashion sense at the Nobel ceremony is diabolical (or something to that effect.)

Perhaps you seen there are two sides to the never ending incredulity in our marriage. Don't I deserve a bit of support here (NOBEL PRIZE???)

Comments

[kiwi]

If there were a Nobel Prize for acting, Helen Mirren would have one.

[John Grimes]

"If there were a Nobel Prize for acting, Helen Mirren would have one."

Amen!!

If you are unfamiliar with the divine Dame Helen Mirren, please check the IMDB or YouTube websites - you'll get a quick education! (wink)

[Dees]

That is too funny.I empathize with you mrP but perhaps you could look at it this way,there is NEVER a dull moment with the mrs'ses!!
bye from Holland.
Dees

[diane finally back in sunny uk]

Mr pink , i feel for you , but did you daddy told you that woman are always right , my hubby always says "yes dear " , his philosophy is if you say yes dear then you are safe no matter what day of the month! Drive me nuts but i have to admit it does work! ;)

[Lindsey]

I am dying laughing reading this. It reminds me so much of every conversation my husband and I have where I think I know what I am talking about. Too funny!!!! But Helen seriously would win a Nobel Prize if she could. She is glorious!

[ambika]

Love this response. Especially referring to starlets as 'lemmings.':D